
ST: It's time to climb the stairs
KM: No looking back, no heart attack
ST: The stairs. We have to climb the stairs
KM: Though danger still lurks there
ST: Trust us we will beware
KM: It's up to us
ST: We have no bus
both: Just have our guts
ST: And our guts say
ST: I'm on the first step
KM: I'm on the second step
ST: I'm on the third step
KM: I'm on the fourth step
ST: I'm on the fifth step
KM: I'm on the sixth step
ST: What waits for us on the seventh step?
KM: What will we find beyond the sixth?
ST: What lurks for us on the seventh step?
KM: Hope we don't get into another fix...
both: It was just another step. Just another step.
KM: Hey let's climb!
ST: Eight!
KM: Nine!
ST: Ten!
KM: Eleven!
ST: Twelve!
MM: I've been walking the stairs, looking for love
But I didn't find love on the twenty-first step
And I didn't find love on the seventeenth step
And I didn't find love on the fourteenth step
ST: Hello
KM: Hello
KM: I love the same girl that my friend does
ST: But he doesn't love her half as well
KM: I love the same girl that my friend does
ST: But his love is just a bowl of hell
KM: Bowl of hell
ST: Bowl of hell
KM: Bowl of hell
both: Bowl of hell
MM: It seems I'm in a pickle with these gentlemen of leisure
If I pick one over the other one he'll simply have a seizure
It seems I'm in a quandry
So I'll simply do my laundry
For as my mother mused
Better clean than confused
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
both: Friendship, you gotta have friendship. First mate and Captain on the friendship.
KM: There's no there's no other way to be
ST: As long as I got you
KM: And you got me
both: NO DAMES!
ST: Look! We're close to the top of the stairs!
KM: The end of our journey
ST: Our Journey Called Bernie
both: Bernie on top of the stairs....
KM: Bernie we love ya
ST: And now we're above ya
KM: And Bernie you weren't always fair
ST: But now that we've met ya
KM: We're damned if we'll let ya
both: Get us to move from the top of the stairs!
Get us to move from the top of the stairs!
Get us to move from the top of the stairs!
To get to the top of the move from the top of the stairs...